FILIPINO PUBLIC WARNING!!!

It's election time once again and it's once again the season of Alliga-boars....

What are Alliga-boars you might ask? They are the most gluttonous, greedy, slothful, and deceptive type of beasts in the planet. They are swines that feed of the resources of the innocent while having thick leather crocodilian skin to ensure they are unaffected by the cries, please, and sufferings of their victims. Most wear business attire (Barong tagalog) while others just prefer the casual dresses to blend in with the crowd while draining their supplies. In the Philippines, the current alpha-female of all Alliga-boars is called the Great Malacanang Alliga-boar (aka GMA) and its spouse, the Fat Gator (aka FG) ....

Please people, the Alliga-boars are very abundant these days. So if you see one, please exterminate at once...

Typical habitat of Alliga-boars are:
AFP (Generals and such)
DPWH
Customs
BIR (Examiners, ARDOs, RDOs, Directors, etc...)
DepEd
Town Halls & City Halls
Capitols
Congress (Lower House)
Senate (Upper House)
and much much more...

bust most of all.. Malacanang!